Come to my house
Be one of the Cult of Ted people
Come to this house
We're playing all night
Never sleeping
Milkman come in!
& you, baker,
Little old lady welcome
& you, shoe maker
Come to this house!
Into this house
Come to this house
Be one of us
Make this your house
Be one of us
You can help
To collect some more cash
Young & old people
Lets get their tithes in!
Come to this house!
Into this house
Ask along that man who's wearing a carnation
Bring every single person
From the Grand Central Station,
Go into that hospital
& bring nurses & patients,
Everybody go home & fetch their relations!
Come to this house
Be one of the Cult of Ted people
Lovely bright home
Playing all night never sleeping
We need more room
Build an extension
A colorful palace
Spare no expense now
Come to this house
Be one of us
Come into this house
Be one of us
Come to this house
Into this house
Welcome.
(with apologies to Peter Dennis Blandfor Townshend)
