“480 Minutes” - Hate Will Eat You

Recently the Orange Menace called for the state of New Mexico to change it’s name to New America, which is better than him trying to rename the Atlantic Ocean to the American Ocean, but both are pathetic , simpering, & desperate attempts to stir the lizard brains of the MAGA cult. The best part about it has been the memes, including one about a town in Oswego, New York named Mexico, NY deciding to change its name to Epstein List, NY.

It’s a joke, son, a damned fine joke.

Also, it would appear that First Son-in-Law & one-time special assistant to has been discovered wading in the corrupt waters of Mohammed-bin-Bonesaw, moving funds from one slush fund to the next, laundering money for America’s enemies. No joke.

We also had a new White House Press Secretary installed but before she could even blame a single thing on Obama she was given the boot…fired after 4 days for falling flat on her inexperienced, unprepared, unqualified face. The administration & the MAGA cult don’t mind that she lied about her credentials & resume, the firing is all about her looking like an out-of-her-depth moron on national TV, which is totally unfair because her boss (briefly) often looks like an out-of-his-depth moron on national TV. How did The Mandarin Candidate hire someone for such a “face-of-the-administration” position who had no relevant experience? Is this the level of vetting done for all top-level gov’t positions? Has this administration never heard of LinkedIn

Is The Big Trumper too distracted by/obsessed with other men's dumpers to do his job properly?

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