“480 Minutes” ICE Barbie Out; MMA Fighter In

Mar 6

There go the Ice Ice Barbie jokes.

Kristi “Puppy Killer” Noem, aka ICE Barbie, was fired from her job leading the Department of Homeland Security. During a Congressional hearing this week Noem refused to retract her false, cruel, insensitive, inappropriate, & downright slanderous smears against two American citizens murdered by her thugs in Minnesota. Offered the opportunity by congressman Jamie Raskin to apologize to their families for her hurtful smearing of their dead relatives before the bodies were even cold, the noted publicity whore who once posed in a tight white top sporting a flashy Rolex watch while standing in front of a prison cell full of shirtless detainees decided, “Nah. Why start being a decent human being now?”

I wonder if the U.S. government will keep airing the commercials on which Noem spent a quarter of a billion dollars & in which she starred speaking nonsense while dressed up in faux militant costume after faux militant costume. Gone is the only person in the U.S. government who wore nearly as much makeup as the Liar in Chief. Let that be a lesson to you, Karoline Leavitt — loyalty is #1, but even that won’t save you if you dare compete with the fake king of cosmetics.

Meanwhile, Operation (Distract From The) Epstein Files opened a new front, this time in Iran, where the supreme leader & apparently dozens of lieutenants were summarily executed by US & Israeli bombs. The body count is now over 1000.

We have been told that this attack was necessary in order to:

-obliterate Iran’s nuclear capabilities (we’re bring told this by the same people who claimed to have obliterated Iran’s nuclear capabilities last June, claims never retracted)

-get rid of a horrible regime (without a plan in place to replace said regime as if no one in the administration has any recollection of recent history)

-destroy Iran’s missile capabilities (so far this has failed spectacularly as the attack has given Iran reason to test it’s missile capabilities on the region)

-destroy Iran’s navy so it couldn’t inhibit the passage of oil tankers & other ships through the Strait of Hormuz (since the attack on Iran the Straight of Hormuz has been closed to all traffic…so much winning!)

For the record, this was all announced via social media post by the Tweeter-in-Chief from his home/golf course/country club in Florida, a post which included yet further proof that he is certifiably unfitness for office: “[W]e have destroyed and sunk 9 Iranian Naval Ships, some of them relatively large and important. We are going after the rest — They will soon be floating at the bottom of the sea, also!"

Floating. Sunk. Bottom of the sea. It’s as if the man doesn’t understand English. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Unless you are the President of the United States of America.

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